• White male character: Flies, has super strength, hyper speed, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, saves the world.
  • White male Audience: That's perfect, totally possible and realistic, this is great.
  • Female character: Talks and Isn't completely useless.
  • White male Audience: Ugh, what a Mary Sue.
  • Character of Color: Exists and isn't just background decoration.
  • White male Audience: Ugh, that's historically inaccurate.
  • Female Character of Color: Breaths, talk and isn't a maid or a slave.
  • White male Audience: Ugh, I'm sick of this PC bullshit.
  • Fat Female Character: Has a personalty and isn't there just to be made fun of.
  • White male Audience: That's gross, nobody wants to see that, this movie is promoting unhealthy lifestyles.
  • White male Character: Gets drunks, does drugs, eats unhealthy food...
  • White male Audience: hahaha yeah let's get wasted.
  • Character of color: Does something of questionable morals.
  • White male Audience: This is glorifying thug culture, this is indecent, see stereotypes exist for a reason y'know.
  • White male Character: Steals, lies, cheats, murders, rapes, breaks the law for no reason, is a total jerk and a criminal with no redeemable qualities.
  • White male Audience: hahaha awesome, totally me, how nice, he's just misunderstood.

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unfortunatebassist:

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

I’ll never forget the time in 7th grade lunch when one of my friends took a bite of a chicken breast and blood squirted out of it

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warblebee:

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.

Rock on, Gracie Lou.

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castiel-the-consulting-angel:

stevieraedrawn:

Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?

Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.

What a lovely symmetry.

But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.

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willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

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